I just went outside for a minute (that's code for smoking) I love being outside when the rest of the world is sleeping, wimps!

While I was out there I remembered being out one night with my brother in Illinios where I grew up. We were out kinda late one night and we were walking down the sidewalk just taking in the night.. wait, I have to translate that (more code);

Late one night= Partying our asses off at a bar.
Walking= too drunk to drive.
Down the sidewalk= We stole a kids Big wheel and we were taking turns pushing each other down Glennwood BLVD.
Taking in the night= We were hiding from the cops that saw two grown men with a kids Big wheel (we got away).

Anyway, I'm outside and I guess it was a smell or something that made this memory come back to me, maybe it was the sound of sirens at night.. and.. HMGDMN, if you see this blog, we still owe your son a Big wheel..

Another time, when me and THB went on a hunting trip in N. Georgia, we took a couple of friends with us.. Jose Q. and Evan W.
Well, some how, and it wasn't our fault.. THB's gloves ended up in the fire, the only way we knew this was the tell tailed finger we found in the ashes the next morning, I think it was the middle finger, at least that's what we told Jose and Evan!

Note to self; Mink oil is a great accelerator, next time rub it all over the wood and not the gloves!

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So I was on my way home to the great state of North Carolina, when I decided to make a detour, I had to stop and ask for directions at a Quick Stop. I said to the young lady at the register, Hey sweetie, how do I get to Snellville from here? She said " how did you know my name was Sweetie" I said I just guessed, and she responded with, "then guess your way to Snellville"
Just kidding, I know exactly how to get to Snellville, when you get no where, make a right!
All jokes aside, I had to go through... Atlanta...

I read the 1st section of that mornings USA Today.. and then the business section.. and then the, !wait were moving!

..and then I made little paper airplanes out of the newspaper and threw them into other cars with messages that said "hows that Hugo working out for you" and " start everyday with a smile and you will end up in this crap at the end of the day"


But then I got to Himmies, and Oscar Sue's house and all was right with the world again!

Himmie, helped me do my laundry.. well he pointed at the washer and said, "it's right there man, help yourself"
He even helped me fold it, he said " right there, you can fold your crap right there"
It was a fun time hangin' with the Snellville crew. Eat, drink and have fun, my three favorite things in life!
It's all good in the hood, ya heard me?
Thanks J&B for a good welcome and a great time, love ya' lots, miss ya' always,
J.