Has anyone ever sent you one of these chain letters? It says something half interesting so you will read the whole thing and then threatens you if you don't send it on to other unsuspecting victims.

A letter that tells you this story about a train that went off the tracks and skids two miles before exploding in a ball of flames, (but! wait for it) a twelve ear old child saves a kitten and climbs to saftey, and then says if you don't send this letter to fifty people you will die in two weeks!

This makes me want to kick somebody in the ass, that is just a death threat, why the f**k would anybody send something like this to anyone eles?
I have a message for anyone who has ever sent a mail message like this, if you don't send this post to 2000 people then you will never have sex again, not ever, not a kiss, not even any solo action!

Peace off, J